Racey. Red & Lacey
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
How can you tell a chick on the street is a hooker? Well, for one thing, she will probably be dressed in something flashy. Now, do not make the mistake of just letting this little clue be your guide because in this day and age, a lot of women dress like hookers. Here's another clue to incorporate: She will probably be showing a little cooze or nipple, too. You know, kinda like a window display at a department store. A hooker knows how to advertise what goods she has for sale. And finally, when you approach a hooker, she is always happy to see you. Well, not you, but your monetary potential. You see, to a hooker, you are just another dollar sign, but don't take it personally. Feel free to treat her like just another twat. Check out our hooker friend, Daphne. She is sure calling a lot of attention to herself in this red number. Upon closer inspection, you notice that you can actually see her huge mounds through the lacy material of her dress. And when you lower the window, she comes up and is all smiles. That is how you know she is a hooker. Now when she fucks and sucks this guy dry and still has that shit-eating grin on her face...that's how you know she is a good hooker. And you can feel free to pat her on the back and kick her right out, like a good John.
Ms. Right Now
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011
Ever get that feeling, like you're never going to find Mrs. Right? Like, that wonderful lady you are supposed to ride off into the sunset with is never going to show up? Like you are never going to be able to say, "You complete me," to some amazing woman, and mean it? Well, hate to bust your bubble, friend, but chances are, you are right. Ms. Right is probably not coming your way. But here is a consolation prize...Ms. Right Now. You see, Ms. Right Now is just around the corner. Actually, she is ON the corner. Ms. Right Now is a modified version of Ms. Right and she comes with lots of perks, and that includes HUGE perky titties, too. You can tell Ms. Right Now to suck your dick, to lick your sack and to gobble up your nutritious load, and you know what? She will. And you don't have to spend a whole paycheck on a ring, either. Because Ms. Right Now is yours with only a small, one-time payment. So why waste your time on daydreams? Stop thinking about the what if's and start thinking about huge tits. Go out and find your Ms. Right Now...she is on a corner near you.
Park Poundin’
Wednesday, November 30th, 2011
Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money's worth, kiddo.
SALE: Two For One
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011
We don't know about you, but we love it when we find something on sale or for a bargain. Like how, when you go to the hardware store to buy a box of nails and they might have a sign out that says, "Buy One, Get One Free." Don't you love that? Well, imagine that you set out to get yourself some pussy and when you are about to make your purchase, said pussy tells you that you can get a whole other pussy with this deal for the same price. Sounds like a bargain, right? Twice the blow jobs, twice the pussy, and four titties instead of just two, all for the same low price. It's a deal too good to beat. Or, it's a deal too good not to beat your meat.
Slammed in the Subway
Wednesday, November 16th, 2011
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can't promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
