Spring Pipe Cleaning
Monday, January 16th, 2012
A woman's job is never done. Cooking and cleaning...sucking and fucking. Oh, did we just say that? Well it's the truth, and Cassandra Calogera knows it. The woman has got a sense of duty. That's why she's cleaning out her garage even though she knows that she's going to get dirty. She knows her jugs are going to get hot and sweaty. And she knows that holding that broomstick is just going to remind her of a big cock she'd like to tackle. It's been a while since she's been fucked decently and she's starting to think that the garage isn't the only thing that needs cleaning. Her lonely pussy probably has cobwebs in it by now and she needs a big piece of man-beef to clean it out. Well today is her lucky day. She's going to get slammed like never before and she's going to love every second of it. It would be a crime to let a rack like that and a pussy that tight go untouched for so long. Once again, cock saves another damsel in distress.
Mocha Mammogram
Monday, January 9th, 2012
Poor Stacy. She spends so much time getting stuffed and roughed up by huge cocks that she started to feel worn down. All that jiggling and giggling can take its toll on a big hootered chick. So, since she was feeling under the weather, she decided to pay Dr. Feelgood a visit to see if he could give her anything to make her feel better. Luckily for her, this doctor specializes in big tits and tight, wet slits. One look at Stacy and he knew what the problem was. She needed more vitamin D in her diet, so he wrote her a prescription for some more dick...his. He gives her a full body check up, feeling for anything abnormal. After a thorough hands-on inspection, he asks Stacy to say, "Ahh," and then proceeds to stuff her full. Then he checks her temperature with his meat thermometer and he figures Stacy might be running a little bit of a fever, since she seems so hot to the touch. Figuring that she needs to cool off immediately, he coats her jugs in some man sauce to cool her down and Stacy greedily spreads it around, like a good patient. Just to make sure that Stacy got the proper doctor-patient time, he scheduled a few follow-up appointments.
Rah! Rah! Big Tatas!
Monday, January 2nd, 2012
Cheerleaders are the queens of wet dreams. You probably remember struggling to hide your hard-on during high school algebra class 'cause you couldn't keep your eyes off the head cheerleader's rack. Well, you're an adult now and you don't have to worry about hiding your hard cock. Go ahead, take it out and stroke it. Veronica wants you to. She knows the countless hours you spent imagining what the cheerleading squad from high school looked like naked and with big tools in their mouths. That's why she's revealing it all to you. She wants to make your dreams come true. Now you can see how this horny cheerleader rocks the cock with her mouth and hooters. It's truly a sight to behold. After all, these kinds of girls weren't the most coveted pieces of ass in class for nothing. They're flexible and tight and their cunts are primo cock-huggers. All those splits and acrobatics weren't just to boost morale at football games, you know. Those flexible tarts were flashing their crotches to turn you on. And believe us, they were just as horny as you were. The evidence is here, now watch and jerk!
T.I.T. Department
Monday, December 26th, 2011
If you think all I.T. managers are plain, techy nerds, you're wrong.
Just take a look at computer repairwoman Jolie Rain. Those titties sure don't look nerdy to us. And from what she's told us, they don't look too nerdy to her clients either. Her phone is ringing off the hook with guys needing computer help. But really, they just want to ogle her body and daydream about fucking her. They even stoop as low as to unplug their computer and pretend as if it's broken. Can you blame them? Even with her glasses and PC know-how Jolie is one hell of a sexpot.
"Sometimes I get turned on knowing that a client is checking me out. So I'll unbutton my shirt a little to make him squirm a little more. And sometimes, if I'm feeling hot enough, I'll bend over, pull down my pants and underwear, and tell him to give it to me from behind." No wonder Jolie has such a high customer retention rate!
At the COCKwash
Monday, December 19th, 2011
What's the fastest way to get a dirty girl wet and horny? Give her a sponge and tell her to wash your car. Nothing excites a horny bitch more than a long hose and the idea that she might just get naked right out in the open. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Just to prove a point, we gave Mocha-Titted sweetie, Soleil, a bucket full of suds and pointed her in the direction of this dirty car. Within minutes, she was scrubbing and sweating up a storm in the warm weather. When she said it was hot, we conveniently suggested that she hose down. And boy did she. She got soaking wet within seconds and kept on scrubbing that fine automobile until it sparkled. Then, without so much as a second thought, she whipped her heavy cans right out of her bikini top and let them soak up the sunshine. And since those sweet sucklers where out in the open already, she even put her jugs on the glass for that extra squeaky-freaky clean. Did the owner of the car mind that Soleil was rubbing her naughty bits all over his mode of transportation? Not at all! Because as soon as she was done wiping his car down to a fine shine, she used her tits, mouth and pussy to shine that cock up, too. You better believe that he waxed that ass!
