Ass-fucked by an asshole
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
There are some things even the Loser can't mess up. Like Erika, a 25-year-old blonde who was raised in Missouri, lives in New York City and ranks as the Loser's naughtiest discovery yet.
Yeah, he tries to fuck it up, like by asking her if she has any reservations about what she's about to do. But Erika smiles and says in her little girl's voice, "I think it's going to be fun. I've been thinking about it for a couple of years, and the more I think about it, the hornier I get."
It's immediately clear that Erika has no reservations about sucking and fucking in front of the camera. She gets right into the blow job, and Loser gets into it, too, getting hard instantly, which is a change for him. Erika attempts to deep-throat him while looking at the camera, then after one failure, succeeds and gags on his cock.
"That makes my nipples rock hard every time," she says. She spits on his cock and works it with her hand. She licks and sucks his balls, then deep-throats him again.
Oh, sure, there are the usual Porn Loser fuck ups, like the bright camera lights we see in the background while she's riding him. But Erika refuses to be distracted, and so do we. She's sexy, horny, sloppy, so into it that the Loser can't keep his camera steady.
"Every time I look at that camera, I think about how naughty I'm being," she says.
"I think anal sex is the best sex," she says.
Can the Loser's cock find its way into Erika's ass? You're gonna have to find out for yourself.
The Loser pours on the charm
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012
Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen.
So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?
Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do.
But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?"
In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.
But he doesn't stop there.
"Nervous?" he asks her.
"A little," Andi says.
"That's okay," Loser says. "So am I."
At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.
At least he's good for something.
Porn, the final frontier
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012
If you ever wondered what it would be like to see a girl fucking on a couch that's floating through outer space, this scene is for you. The Loser screws up the lighting so badly in this scene that it looks like Aubrey is getting fucked into a black hole. We also get a good look at the Loser's ass when he's trying to cum on her face. Those of you who are into man-ass will love it.
Ah, but we should stop begin so negative, especially since this scene features a young, sexy, corn-fed Midwestern chick getting fucked on camera for the first time. Aubrey Lee is a 20-year-old, blue-eyed, strawberry blonde from Wisconsin, and the best thing about her is that she looks like the girl next door. In fact, as she tells us during the pre-fuck interview, the first time she'd ever been on a plane was when she flew out to California to fuck the Loser.
Perhaps she had dreams of big-screen glory. Perhaps she fantasized about getting the star treatment: a limo at the airport, hair and makeup by a professional stylist, a director who knew enough to turn off the camera when a dog started barking in the background.
But there was none of that for Aubrey Lee. Just some Loser fumbling with his camera while he tried to fuck her.
Successfully, we might add. It would be impossible not to get it up for Aubrey...who, by the way, has her kinky side. Give the Loser credit for this much: He finds hot chicks.
Just keep sucking, baby.
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
The Loser proves that if you have a video camera, you can get the chicks. Otherwise, there's no way a 19-year-old hottie like Amber (a 5', 96-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Las Vegas, Nevada) would go anywhere near a guy like him. But there she is, sitting on his bed, ready to get down on her knees and suck his pathetic little cock when the call for action comes.
Yeah, the Loser's cock is a pathetic little thing, and it looks tinier than ever, like a travel-sized weiner, when Amber starts sucking it. A trains horn sounds in the background. But Amber isn't distracted, and apparently neither is the Loser. Or is Amber such a good cock sucker that she could get a dead man hard?
One of the best things the Loser does in this scene is put down his hand-held camera. Let's face it, the Loser is never good at working it, anyway, and working without it gives him the chance to concentrate on the fucking. Amber is really into the sex, squatting on his cock, bouncing up and down. Ah, but then Loser makes the mistake of picking up the camera, and instead of seeing the fucking, we see Amber's face.
But, as fortune would have it, that's not a bad thing because the look on Amber's face says, "Fuck me!" This points out one of the inadvertently good things about amateur porn. The pro guys would be focused on the cock going in and out of the pussy the whole time. But the Loser made a mistake, the mistake resulted in him focusing on her face, and that turned out to be good.
Amber fucks him harder. The camera rattles. She fucks him so hard that the lens is wandering all over. Amber's really loving her scene, loving the idea of fucking in front of a camera for all of us to watch.
The Loser is enjoying Amber, too, and he'd better. He's never gonna get this piece of ass again.
You Gotta Earn It
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
Remi doesn't mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you've got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy's example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it's time to fuck, she'll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.
