Dunked & Drained
Friday, January 20th, 2012
Some people head out to the pool for some sun and some people head out to the pool to get their workout on and do some exercise. But not Soleil Hughes. She heads out to the pool to jack off this guy with her meaty tits and eager hands. We assume that the benefits of this location are obvious but just in case, we want to remind all of you potential tug-ees that having a chick drain your nuts by the pool is great. First of all, she will be in the water and won't get overheated. Secondly, you can just dunk her in the pool and rinse her off once you coat her in your spunk. And in case she cannot make a sufficient amount of spit to lube your dick, she can always use that pool water to aide her hands and hoots in their cock-milking. Now that you know this, you should head out to the poolside immediately with the busty lady of your choice and get to stroking!
Titties Vs. T.V. Time
Friday, January 13th, 2012
Do you have one of those better halves that says things like, "All you do is watch sports! Stop watching T.V.! Go mow the lawn! Go fix something! You never spend time with me! Spend time with the kids! Get off your ass and do something!"? Yeah, we know the type. Mrs. Nagging McNaggerson. Imagine if instead of busting your balls about spending a little time in Couch Potato Land, your better half helped you bust a nut all over said couch. Wouldn't that be nicer? Wouldn't it be better if instead of demanding that you do something, she whipped her tits out and told you that she was going to do you with them? Check out Chavon as she does just that and maybe, just maybe, show this video to your better half. And when she says, "What the fuck is this? Porn!" and starts yelling at you, you just tell her it's an educational video intended to "make your relationship about satisfying each other's emotional and physical needs." She should, in theory, get down on her knees and starting jerking your cock with her mammaries. However, in case that you fall into the 63% of guys' that this doesn't work for and she goes crazy, then we suggest you run out and start mowing that lawn ASAP, buddy, cause you're in deep shit.
Poolside Pumpin’
Friday, January 6th, 2012
Goldie Blair reminds us of one of those way-too-hot young moms you might see at one of your kids' back-to-school/meet-the-parents nights. You know the type...smokin' hot, bored, smokin' hot, looks like she needs to be pounded, smokin' hot, and sporting some knockers that you just know she is dying to wrap around a cock. (Possibly your cock, depending on if you can score some one-on-one time with her.) That's why it's not too unbelievable that a chick this hot would be lounging by the pool in a teeny white bikini that consists of two triangular nipple patches and one tiny piece of ass floss. You see, this is the type of chick they write all those Desperate Housewife shows about. She is so bored that the minute she gets a chance to jerk off the young pool guy or the well-hung UPS dude, this type of woman jumps at the chance. Not because she can't fuck anyone else, but because she lives in a glass cage and she just wants to be reminded of her younger, free days when she ho'ed it up with everyone who came her way. So, do a little public service next time you bump into a smokin' hot chick like Goldie Blair. Offer her your cock to jerk and tug. It will make her day and she will make you spray.
Hardcore Handjob
Friday, December 30th, 2011
If you press play and then close your eyes, you will hear the sweetest-sounding voice saying all sorts of sexy things like, "You want to touch my tits?" and "I'm going to milk your big cock," and that will make you smile. If you open your eyes, you will see pretty Asian Kianna Dior, gyrating and touching her huge tits and encouraging you to jerk it. And that will be so hot, you will smile and stroke. And then, right before your eyes, you will see a serious transformation. Kianna will go from being cute to being one of the horniest, nastiest, most hardcore pornstars ever. Her never-ending stream of dirty talk and spit is only trumped by her ability to abuse a cock and balls just enough that it will hurt so good. Watch as she smacks this cock around and slaps these balls until they give her what she wants: A healthy dose of nut spray all over her love globes.
Mocha Mams That Milk Your Meat
Friday, December 23rd, 2011
Mocha Mams That Milk Your Meat
Janet Jade is one of those chicks that looks like the girl-next-door. She has these innocent, doe-like eyes that make you think of Bambi's mom. So, at first glance, you kind of forget that she is stacked. Then, of course, she whips those chocolate cannons out of her top and all thoughts of "nice" and "sweet" escape your mind. Instead, you start to think, "Wouldn't it be nice if this chick gave me a tug job?" and then you think, "Yes! That would be fucking sweet!" Watch as Janet wraps her jugs, oh so snug, around this meat and jerks and pulls until she extracts all the jizz she can. We all love girls like Janet.
